The CZW World Title is on the line inside The Cage of Death!
So
a lot has happened in the world of CZW since the last show I reviewed. I will
try to go through most of those in my review of CZW’s biggest show of the year.
Let’s see how it turned out.
CZW Cage of Death XVI
Voorhees, New Jersey 12/13/14
Kyle
Francis (No idea who that is. I guess he's an interviewer?) introduces Santa Claus. Yes, you heard that
right. Santa Claus showed up in CZW. Of course, the crowd chants “F**k You
Santa”. He says everyone has been good this year, except for one. Before he
could say who it is, DJ Hyde comes out. He says the fans don’t deserve s**t
unless he gives it to them, and that they will do whatever he says and like it.
He says if anyone deserves the best Christmas Gift in the world, it’s him. Hyde
is then interrupted by Chris Dickinson, and it looks like our opening match is
underway.
1.)
Chris Dickinson vs. DJ Hyde: **3/4
Dickson
plays nice with Santa Claus initially, before giving him the Pazuzu Bomb. Yep,
of course Dickinson would do that to Santa Claus. This match saw a lot of brawling
on the outside. They did get eventually get into the ring, and Dickinson was
able to hit a Burning Hammer on DJ Hyde for the win. A decent opening match.
Hyde got some offense it, but for the most part, Dickinson dominated.
2.)
Papadon & Pepper Parks (with Cherry Bomb) vs. The Nation of Intoxication
(Devon Moore & Lucky 13): **1/4
The
team of Papadon, Pepper Parks & Cherry Bomb are known as The Body, The
Bomb, & The God. The Nation of Intoxication spit beer on Parks &
Papadon, and they attack in retaliation to start the match. There some decent
action in this match, but it was a relatively short match. Cherry Bomb
attempted to interfere towards the end of the match. She initially got caught,
but the referee got shoved away, and she kicked Devon Moore in the nuts. With
Moore down, this leads to Papadon & Parks taking advantage of Lucky 13 for
the win.
3.)
The Beavers Boys (Alex Reynolds & John Silver) vs. Team Tremendous (Dan
Barry & Bill Carr with Dick Justice): ***1/2
So
the story between these two teams revolves around Team Tremendous trying to
arrest The Beaver Boys for crimes they have committed. I’m not exactly sure
what they did, but they’re now on the wrong side of the law. If Team Tremendous
win, they can arrest The Beaver Boys for their crimes, but if Silver &
Reynolds win, all charges against them get dropped. This was a really good tag
team match. There were a lot of crazy moves throughout this match, especially
in the closing stages. We even saw Bill Carr hit a Canadian Destroyer, which is
insane for a guy of his size. Towards the end of the match, Reynolds &
Silver try to use a chair, but Dick Justice has a gun! Reynolds gets a donut, and
throws it, and Dick Justice falls for it. Did that just happen? Unbelievable. This
allows The Beaver Boys to use the chair and secure the victory. All charges
against them are officially dropped.
After
the match, Alex Reynolds & John Silver hoodwink Dick Justice and kidnap
him. They throw them in the truck of their car, and drive away.
4.)
CZW Wired TV Title – Shane Strickland vs. Joe Gacy: ***3/4
There
was a really good video package that explained the backstory of this match.
Strickland had a long road to the CZW Wired TV Title, and he held the title for
a few months before losing it to Joe Gacy, who’s had his own trials &
tribulations. Strickland quickly won the title back, turning heel in the
process, setting up this match. Gacy also had issues with Strickland referring
to himself as a “CZW Legend”.
This
was actually a really good match. The wrestling was pretty good, and with the
story they were trying to tell, it really felt like this match had serious
stakes, which makes any wrestling match better. Towards the end of the match, Strickland
tries to walk out, but the Nation of Intoxication block the entranceway, and
force him back in. This leads to a great exchange in the closing minutes, and
in the end, Joe Gacy gets the win and captures the CZW Wired TV Title! I really
enjoyed this. When you combine a good wrestling match with an engaging story,
you usually get something great, as was the case here.
As
Gacy goes to the back, the camera cuts to Tim Donst! He criticizes the hardcore
style of CZW wrestlers, as well as the CZW fans. Donst says he’s going to save
pro-wrestling.
5.)
Ultraviolent Food Fight – Matt Tremont & Buxx Belmar vs. Greg Excellent
& Sexxxy Eddy (with Chrissy Rivera & Mama Excellent): *1/2
So
this is a match that is actually happen. We are actually having an Ultraviolent
Food Fight. Matt Tremont & Greg Excellent each have a mystery partner, who
are revealed to be Buxx Belmar & Sexxxy Eddy, respectively. I’m not going
to go into this match in detail, because it was pretty disgusting. All I will
say is that Greg Excellent & Sexxy Eddy won the match. The two teams shake
hands after the match.
Up
next, we have an in ring segment with a wrestler known as The Preacher. He’s a
younger wrestler, who suffered a broken neck in a horrific accident during a
six-way match at the previous CZW show, Night
of Infamy. He thanks the CZW wrestlers and the fans for all of their
support. He says he will recover and he will be back. Alex Colon, the man who
injured The Preacher, comes out. He says that the CZW locker room is family,
and says that he’s sorry…that The Preacher is such a pussy. The woman who was
with The Preacher (either a family member or his girlfriend, I’m not sure),
gets in front of Colon, to prevent him from going after The Preacher, but Mike
Bailey comes out and makes the save. The rest of the participants for the next
match then come out.
6.)
Best Of The Best Qualifying Match – Six-Man Scramble – Alex Colon vs.
“Speedball” Mike Bailey vs. Caleb Konley vs. David Starr vs. Jonathan Gresham
vs. AR Fox: ***1/2
So
the way this match works is that the winner will be the first person entered
into the Best Of The Best Tournament, while the loser will be barred from
participating. As you would expect, this was an action packed match, filled with
high-octane offense and aerial insanity. During the match, everyone gets into a
strike exchange, and even the referee gets caught up in it. He punches David
Starr! When he realized what he had done, he starts running wild on everyone!!!
He even hit Alex Colon with the GTS. That was pretty crazy. Eventually,
Jonathan Gresham gets the win, becoming the first entrant into the Best Of The
Best Tournament. He pinned David Starr, thus barring him from the tournament.
After
the match, they show a bunch of post-match promos from the match participants.
In particular, I want to focus on David Starr. He announced that he has
fulfilled his obligations with CZW, and will be leaving the promotion. I feel
like this may have to do with a controversy from earlier in the year that led
to JT Dunn & Kimber Lee leaving CZW.
7.)
CZW Junior Heavyweight Title – Alexander James vs. Rich Swann: **3/4
The
Revelation accompanies James to ringside. At this point, I believe his CZW
Junior Heavyweight Title is still “honorary”, and I guess is technically still
inactive? I don’t know what the deal is. Here, James is taking on Rich Swann. It
was a decent match, that was hampered by a lot of interference from The
Revelation, which including pulling the referee when Swann had the match won.
All of this interference allows James to pick up the win.
After
the match, Swann is attacked by a guy dressed all in black. Black hoodie, black
ski mask, the works. After his attacks, he exits through the crowd, leaving as
quickly as he came.
8.)
CZW Tag Team Titles – OI4K vs. The American Wolves: ***3/4
Now
here’s a match that I was looking forward to. One of the good things about TNA
loosing their restrictions on where talents can work is that we see sights like
this. Who would have ever though we would see The American Wolves in a CZW
ring? Here, they’re challenging OI4K for the CZW Tag Team Titles. As you would
expect, this was a really good match. Davey Richards & Eddie Edwards are
just so good as a tag team, that it’s hard for them to have a bad match with
anyone. Lots of really solid tag team action throughout this one. At one point,
The Wolves isolated Jake Crist for a good period until he eventually made the
tag to his brother, Dave Crist. After a hard fought contest, OI4K are able to
get the huge win over Richards & Edwards, retaining their CZW Tag Team
Titles.
9.)
CZW World Title – Cage of Death Match – Sozio vs. Biff Busick vs. Drew Gulak
vs. BLK Jeez: **3/4
Like
I said in the beginning, a lot of things have happened since the last show I
reviewed from CZW. Biff Busick was finally able to unseat his rival Drew Gulak
to win the CZW World Title. The Front were on top of CZW, and Busick held the
title for a few months, but things soon changed. Sozio, who had earned a favor
from CZW Owner DJ Hyde, cashed in a surprise title shot, and dethroned Busick
to win the CZW World Title, turning the rest of The Front on Busick in the
process. Gulak & BLZ Jeez soon entered the title picture, which leads us to
this match. In an interesting note, BLK Jeez is the only person in this match
who has been in Cage of Death before, but he also the only person in this match
who hasn’t held the CZW World Title.
There
are five black bags hanging above the Cage of Death. Four of them are above the
corners of the cage, with tiny platforms to stand on so you can get them, and
one is able the middle of the ring. Lots of weapons, including Panes of Glass, were
used. The first bag was retrieved by Sozio, and it had two Barbed Wire Baseball
Bats inside. Sozio then retrieved the 2nd bag, and it has a bunch of
kitchen supplies, like steel bowls & cooking sheets. The Front attempts to
interference, but Busick tosses one of them (Nicholas Kaye) off the cage and onto
the rest of The Front. Busick retrieves the 3rd bag, and it’s a
staple gun with CZW stickers. I don’t need to say what’s happening with those.
The Front sets up tables on the outside. As Busick tries to get another bag,
he’s caught by Sozio & The Front, and they pull him off the cage and send
him through a table, eliminating him. Gulak retaliates by knocking Corvis off
the cage and through a table with a pane of glass on it. Gulak then grabs the 4th
bag, and it’s light tubes. After a bunch of light tubes were used, Gulak is
eliminated by Sozio after he hit a tombstone piledriver onto a bunch of light
tubes. The Front gets a ladder so Sozio could get the final bag, and it’s a
weed whacker!!! BLK Jeez gives Sozio an ace crusher from the top rope through a
pain of glass. Sozio then hits a double stomp using a chair from the top of the
cage. That was crazy. Just as I say that, BLK Jeez cuffs Sozio to the cage, and
goes to use the weed whacker! He uses it!! Sozio soon passes out from the pain,
and BLK Jeez wins the CZW World Title.
I
don’t think this Cage of Death was as good as the one I saw from Cage of Death XV. I feel like part of
that is because that Cage of Death Match somewhat set the standard when it
comes to what should I expect from a Cage of Death match, with all of it’s
death defying stunts. Having guys like Biff Busick & Drew Gulak, who are
guys that are the complete opposite of this type of style, in this match
probably had an effect on it as well. It wasn’t nearly as crazy as last year’s
Cage of Death. I think another reason why I thought last year’s was better
might have to do with the fact that it was a War Games/Lethal Lockdown/Steel
Cage Warfare style of match, with two teams of four, and guys entering at fixed
intervals. Having everyone in the match from the start takes away from the
match, in my view. I know it’s hard to do a War Games style of match if you don’t
have enough wrestlers in a faction to comprise two teams, but maybe they could
have thrown two more guys in there and started the match with two and had fixed
intervals. I guess what I’m trying to say is that last year’s Cage of Death
gave me a certain set of expectations about a Cage of Death Match, and for
various reasons, this match didn’t live up to them.
Overall:
7.5/10
So
like other shows from CZW that I’ve reviewed, this show had a lot of ups &
downs. You started off with two decent matches, before the show really picked up
steam with The Beaver Boys vs. Team Tremendous, and a very good match between
Shane Strickland & Joe Gacy for the CZW Wired TV Title, which had a great
combination of in-ring action and storytelling. The show then hit a low point
(in my view, at least), with the disgusting Ultraviolent Food Fight. Things
then picked up again with another set of really good matches, such as the
Six-Man Scramble and a CZW Tag Team Title Match between OI4K & The American
Wolves. The show concluded with the annual Cage of Death Match, that I feel didn’t
live up to expectations, despite the fact that the CZW World Title changed
hands.